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Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
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Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
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Crops Grown: | 4659 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
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