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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2408 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
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Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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