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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1436 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 736104 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 6804 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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