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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6049 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
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