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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4260 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
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Villages Defended: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
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