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Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 9906 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
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Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
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