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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4418 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Crops Grown: | 5666 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3896 |
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