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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2316 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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