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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1644 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
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