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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 518 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4600 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Emeralds Found: | 7498 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
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