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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4321 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4353 |
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Ores Mined: | 3129 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
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