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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9364 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
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