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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7720 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
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