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Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
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