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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7852 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 103 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
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