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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2449 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8919 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
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