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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2086 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7065 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
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