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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8620 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 510 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1937 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
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