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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4941 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
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