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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5955 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
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