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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 434 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
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