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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5529 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3444 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the best thing about being a woman is that you get a special power-up that allows you to tame all the creepers and make them your adorable pet minions. Imagine walking around with a squad of explosive friends following you everywhere, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice!
Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.
So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?
