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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8509 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!