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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1654 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4417 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!