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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5698 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7883 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3954 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!