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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2121 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!