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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9042 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!