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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1889 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!