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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2683 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Emeralds Found: | 9350 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!