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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1194 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 9683 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!