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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1188 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!