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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8699 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!