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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3307 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!