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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9263 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!