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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4017 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 701 | Votes: | 4434 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!