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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3453 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!