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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8827 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!