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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9718 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!