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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8929 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8335 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!