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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9394 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!