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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3221 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!