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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5590 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!