DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SpookySznMinecraftSMP

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Do you love spooky season as much as we do? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a haunted adventure like no other, where you can build your very own haunted house complete with ghostly villagers and creepy crawlies. But beware, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their diamonds into dirt! So if you’re brave enough to face the supernatural and want to show off your spooky building skills, join us for a spine-chilling experience you’ll never forget!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	79	Endless Night Skies:	3
Star Shards Collected:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NatureCrafted

Adventure, Animals, beauty, environmental conservation, Exploration, Forests, Hiking, Lakes, landscapes, Mountains, national parks, Natural wonders, Nature, NatureCrafted, oceans, outdoors, Plants, Rivers, Scenic views, wildlife, wildlife photography

Have you ever seen a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking through fields of diamond ore? Or maybe watched as a pack of creepers performed a synchronized explosion dance? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally), trees grow cookies, and the sun sets in a blaze of fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness nature at its most ridiculous – join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	7330
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server

Aerial vehicles, airspace, airspace violation, coast of Israel, Defense, defense systems, Drones, drones intercepted, intercept, intercepted, Israeli coast patrol, Israeli defense forces, Military, Minecraft, national security, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, UAVsGoneWild, unauthorized, unmanned aerial vehicles

come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas! u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is protected by a giant talking potato named spudnik who shoots french fries at intruders. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of diamonds. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	93
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CitadelPvP
Version	1.7.10
IP Address	play.citadelpvp.com

Features:

Classic Factions gameplay
Various PvP zones
Economy system
20k x 20k World Border
1v1 Rated and Practice Duels
Voting system for in-game gear

About:

Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

Interested in playing?

Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10?	Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
What are some of the features offered on the server?	The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
How can I join the server?	Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	202
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Break Time Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, Gaslighting, HairCraft, love, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, toxic relationships, Understanding, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Potions Brewed:	198

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AccidentalSodaSipper

AccidentalSodaSipper, annoyance, bar management, Customer, customer service, drink, Employee, Food, food court, Hand, lemonade, mistake, Order, Sip, Soda, straw, Strawberry, Table, throw out, trash can

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Carefree, cherished possessions, childhood memories, favorite things, games, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, longing for the past, longings, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Playtime, Reminiscing, sentimental objects, sentimentality, simpler times, smp, Toys, wish list, yearning for the past

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	538	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8791
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.