Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Void Armor Forged: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

    Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

    Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

    Description NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
    Server Info Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
    Rules
    1. No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft.
    2. Be cool to one another.
    3. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc.
    4. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join NotHermitcraft?

    You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

    Can I participate in events on the server?

    Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

    What happens during a Soft Reset event?

    A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

    Are there age restrictions on the server?

    We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

    What are some of the server rules?

    Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Zombie Dances: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchantments Applied: 214

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 5 To Bun Minecraft Server

    5 To Bun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

    Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

    Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

    Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

    So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyGazaWarStopper

    CraftyGazaWarStopper
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

    our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

    we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

    so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

    Minecraft Gas Footprint Server
    join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

    not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

    and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

    so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

    Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Discord link: Join Discord

    I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

    I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

    For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

    Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

    See you on the server!


    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server always online? Yes, the server is 24/7.
    Is PvP enabled on the server? No, PvP is turned off on the server.
    What mod pack does the server use? The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
    Are there any age restrictions to join the server? Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
    Where is the server located? The server is located in the SEA region.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magic Items Found: 3809
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

    Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP

    Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Baby Boom Bust

    Baby Boom Bust
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous challenges, and non-stop laughter.

    Reason #1: Our server is so epic that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! They’ll be dancing to the beat of our awesome music discs and partying like there’s no tomorrow.

    Reason #2: We have a secret potion that will turn you into a blocky superhero, complete with super strength and the ability to fly. Take on the Ender Dragon like never before and show those pesky zombies who’s boss!

    Reason #3: Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BurkinaFasoMassacre600

    BurkinaFasoMassacre600
    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT A WHOLE VILLAGE OF LLAMAS THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT THEIR EYES! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER SPAWNER THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS! ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MINECRAFT CAKE THAT GROWS BACK EVERY TIME U TAKE A BITE, IT’S LIKE WILLY WONKA’S FACTORY BUT BETTER! SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET ATTACKED BY A KILLER BUNNY, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, RIGHT? 😂🦙🌈🍰🦄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse #LlamaLaserEyes

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, every city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all the stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, talking chickens, and flying llamas. They were greeted by a group of friendly zombies who offered to show them around. As they explored, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes. Because why not?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of rainbow sheep who hold epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 259 Gods Slained: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PajamaPoliceCraft

    PajamaPoliceCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

    Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5282
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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