Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP server and discovered a hidden village filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will have unlimited diamonds and never run out of food again!
But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches with enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT to blow up their enemies in style!
So if you’re looking for a career path that involves looting hidden treasures, battling in epic PvP matches, and living out your wildest Minecraft dreams, then join our SMP server today! Who needs money when you have unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples, am I right?
