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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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