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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

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