Diamond District

Adventure, Allies, Bases, Cunning Strategist, diamond district, DOMINATE, equal footing, Factions, fierce warrior, Griefing, master builder, MAYHEM, mettle, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Raiding, Rogue, sabotage, strategize, Vanilla, Victory

Welcome to Diamond District, the ultimate vanilla Minecraft server for thrill-seekers! Form teams, engage in intense PvP battles, and embrace the chaos as griefing is fully allowed. Strategize with your allies to build and defend your bases, or go rogue and sabotage your rivals. With no mods to alter the pure Minecraft experience, every player is on equal footing, making every victory hard-earned and satisfying. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning strategist, or a fierce warrior, Diamond District offers endless opportunities for adventure and mayhem. Are you ready to dominate the Diamond District? Join now and prove your mettle!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2212
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2335
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	145	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7325	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7502	Crops Grown:	5112
Potions Brewed:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4494	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Farms Harvested:	753	Divine Spears Created:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	54	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	5754
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).