DetentionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2298	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BroArrested Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	1418
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4071
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftingCashWaste

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2310

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AustrianCraft2021

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Farms Harvested:	368	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

Apply Here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SILJealousStickMud

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5388	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	647
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mines Excavated:	3067

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3