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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6400 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will make u forget all about those pesky little ones at home. u can build ur own dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even battle dragons with other exhausted parents just like u.
so why wait? join our server now and say goodbye to parental burnout forever! who needs kids when u have minecraft, amirite?